Mike’s Apartment

September 28th, 2005

The concept of this website is so fucking simple, that I consider it pure genius. The human need for food and shelter is precisely what we get from Mikesapartment.com. In here, we can really see a bunch of hot bitches looking for shelter, while we feed our eyes with all their nekid glories while Mike feeds on their pussies. Mike’s one lucky bastard!

While a lot may say that the site’s aesthetic is much too plain or simple, what really wins out with this site is the amount of international pussies waiting to spread their legs in order to rent out a room. I got to see all them whores Mike provided shelter for by coughing-up a measly $24.95 monthly subscription. Not convinced? Then you can always try their 3-day trial period of $4.95.

Lucky Mike has convinced a huge amount of whores (about 162 pussies so far and counting!) to pay in “ass instead of cash” whenever they want free lodging. The pictures are downright crisp and very clear. The ass and pussy pictures of these hot cocksuckers sure are worth the download time. I suggest you download all of them!

And if pictures aren’t your thing, then drool to the entire available video files of Mike’s roommates. They are so fucking hot!!! Prepare to feast your eyes with international pussy banging, beaver playing and cock sucking bitches that only Mikesapartment.com can give you. While I don’t normally view entire downloaded porn, for the life of me, I can’t understand why I take time in viewing each video I download from Mikesapartment.com. Probably the thought of wanting to “be like Mike” makes viewing the whole video clips worthwhile. I don’t know, but all I know is I end up beating my meat afterwards.

I thank my lucky porn gods that they bless Mikesapartment.com with steady updates of new pictures and videos of old and new roommates. There’s nothing like jerking-off to fresh pics and videos of these cute, foreign hoes. They shower us members with added blessings too, as members there have access to 13 affiliate porn sites (bless you, BangBros Not bad, eh?

In conclusion, I would like to commend Mike for this awesome site which I found to be worth the time and moolah spent. I just might want to put my own ad of Room for Rent in the next few days. Here’s hoping I can catch me some pussy like Mike’s ad does. But right now, I’m just going to enjoy all the pictures and videos Mikesapartment.com can offer me. You should, too, you fuck!

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Wives in Pantyhose

September 28th, 2005

Oh shit!!! I just got a flashback of my high school days! I fondly (pun intended) remember trying to keep my hard-on invisible from my teacher. Oh that sweet cunt of an algebra teacher was so fucking hot, wearing that equally sizzling panty hose to class. And that, my friend, is what this site called Wivesinpantyhose.com is trying to make you remember. Or imagine. Whatever it is, they go all-out in pleasing your MILF and pantyhose fetish.

You don’t have to decide long if you’re going to upgrade the $4.95 trial membership to a full-blown monthly of $24.95, seeing as it belongs to the ever-reliable stable of porn sites under BangBros. They make sure you get all the action from their sites with just a click of the mouse. It’s basically click-and-jerk heaven for us horny fuckers.

While I was sort-of expecting your average MILF pussies inside wearing nylons and pantyhose, I was surprised to find out that they do have models that are still ripe for the picking, so to speak. The pictures alone of each young and mature pussy are enough to drive you nuts! I can’t fucking believe that I was beating my sausage in no time. Chalk that up to my algebra teacher (I hope you can read this, Mrs. York!). You have access to over 174 bitches and all their nasty set of pictures in pantyhose. Shit! I’m even jerking-off to Abbey’s picture while typing this review. Gawd those pantyhose-wearing whores really get my meat throbbing. View all of them in 640 x 420 glories and see the detailed nylons these bitches wear. Good thing Wivesinpantyhose.com has an option to download the pictures of each model as one zip file. I can’t wait to have them running as my screen saver. ;)

The videos of each model are quite well-done, too. Nothing like seeing actual bitches wearing actual pantyhose and maneuvering their dirty little fingers inside them nylons. Ohhh shit!!! I’m getting a hard-on right now. Damn it! I think I’m going to have to download another video file. Props to Wivesinpantyhose.com for including an option to download the videos as either WMV or MPEG. Oh, and they do update both video and picture files.

A word of warning, though; be sure to upgrade the $4.95 trial into a regular one-month subscription, or else they’ll bill you a recurring $39.95 fee. If you have a thing for nice bitches in nice variety o pantyhose, then chances are that you’ll end up like me and upgrading to a monthly subscription in no time.

I would have to say that Wivesinpantyhose.com has revived my huge interest with women in pantyhose. I never thought such a simple premise for a website can work, but it did make a believer out of me. It would’ve been nice to have some sort of “fetish finder” made available where you can punch-in “black pantyhose” or “red nylons” to shorten the members’ clicks. But I seriously doubt that any member will pass on each and every bitch in nylon on this site. If you grow tired of nylons, then hop over to 15 other porn sites like Firsttimeauditions.com, Weliveotogether.com and MikeinBrazil.com; all made available to members. So, overall, this is a no-brainer of a porn site to join.

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All Amateur Movies

September 28th, 2005

Jezuz!!! When this site promises up to 200,000 video downloads (those are porn videos you sick fucks!), they sure do deliver. Granted that you’re not too keen on wasting all your time and bandwidth trying to get them all, but once you’re inside, you really do get a fuck truck load of real amateur porn videos. All that for $24.95! That’s a bargain if I ever see one, you pussy!

Being the impatient bastard that I am, I rarely do have time to browse about every video link there is and expect myself to be jerking-off to every pink, brown and chocolate pussy this site has exclusive videos of (pick from almost 262 fine bitches to whack-off to). But I gotta get me some whacking and the bitches at Allamateurmovies.com sure do look purty! I signed in for the $4.95 trial and had myself splattering white hot juice all over the floor.

No pictures here you assholes! Unless you got yourself blinded by pussy juice, then read the site’s name carefully: All…Amateur…VIDEOS!!! So forget any pictures of pussies and cum-soaked babes. Just watch the friggin videos made available inside, OK?

Well, let’s talk about the videos then, shall we? A lot of people will be happy to know that dial-up options for seeing these Amateur bitches getting banged good is still available. Personally, I found myself really enjoying all these pretty little thangs getting fed large cocks and having their sweet and tight pussies getting filled with man sausage. I swear, I still get a tingling sensation (which always results in me jerking-off) whenever I see Jaimee’s video. That bitch is all-natural and fucking hot!!! I just gotta get me some of her ass and pussy! A downer though is that there is no option to download the whole video as one single file. What the fucks up with that? All segments are downloadable one-minute videos. I found myself having to right click-save the numerous files I so want to watch. Argh!!! The videos were quite nicely done, though, and are encoded in MPEG. Not DVD-quality by any means, but nothing short of impressive when viewed. (Oh, Jaimee! The sight of your pussy in full screen still makes me fuckin horny!) I can’t stress enough that great pussies here abound and are so good to watch.

If and when you’re done watching all the porn vids in this site, then smile while clicking at the affiliate sites they have. Big Naturals, MILF Hunter, Mike’s Apartment and much more are readily available. More ass and pussy for all of us!!! Gawd bless the internet!!!

I’m not even going to waste my time asking my friends to read this review. I’d flat out bitch slap them if they don’t subscribe right away! Trust me; Allamateurvideos.com is site that you’d never regret joining. Trust my dick on that one. ;)

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Captain Stabbin

September 28th, 2005

Ahoy there, anal lovers! The famous Captain Stabbin will be docking his fuck ship near the shores, so you’ve got to expect some anal navigating at sea. Anyone whose been surfing the porn seas should know already that Captain Stabbin and his mates are always looking for some booty – bitch booty, that is.

This site is just the thing for hardcore anal lovers. The good Captain will make sure the calm seas will be getting quality anal banging to rock his boat. See how the Captain lures his victim with promises of ass-filled cock action. And no, the hot bitches here don’t get sea sick; they just gag at the Captain’s huge cock! Naturally, I availed myself of this opportunity to see how Captainstabbin.com will stretch these sea hoes bung holes by subscribing monthly for only $24.95. The good Captain will also include more anal and pussy action by giving members full access to the site’s 15 affiliate sites. What a fucking bargain! There’s a 3-day trial or only $4.95, too, so you better start clicking.

Anyway, the site navigation in this site is pretty much the same as all the sites under RK Netmedia Inc. You get a thumbnail picture of the Captain’s sea bitches and you just click on them to access the link to their picture galleries – which are nicely-done screen captures of the videos themselves – of about 167 anally stretched bitches and their videos. The qualities of the pictures are all good, giving you nice outdoor pics of 600 x 400 resolutions.

The videos are where everything’s at. You are presented with three segments to click on, which in turn bring you to scene-by-scene download options (for dial-up and broadband) of one-minute scenes. These videos though, presented in MPEG and WMV, can be downloaded in large batch files if you don’t have the patience to check them out per scene. Even though some of the videos are shot outside, they do come in clear. Who the fuck cares, right? Captainbstabbin.com will surely provide deep anal penetration no matter the weather at sea.

I really enjoyed watching the Captain lure some of the hottest ass there is towards his boat. A little chat here, a little convincing there and you’ll be seeing the bitches’ ass stretched in no time. I just can’t get enough of all the pussy and anal action this site gives.

I was glad I joined in the Captain’s sea ass-ventures. Since the Captain’s maiden voyage, he has always updated all the maidens whose asses he has banged. So expect continuous updates and more anal voyages with Captainstabbin.com. Believe me, Captainstabbin.com beats any cruise there is. ;)

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Milf Hunter

September 28th, 2005

Easily the most recognizable acronym for some time now in the online porn industry, M.I.L.F. (Mothers I’d Like to Fuck) mystique has continuously pushed the envelope of one-upping every site dedicated to it. I don’t know how many MILF sites there are now, but I reckon MILHhunter.com probably started the whole shebang.

As I run through the site, it’s plain and obvious what the MILF hunter has in mind. He wants to knock-up all hot Mommas out there, and film the whole thing. Cool!!! Nothing like mature pussies given the respect they deserve. So, it’s as simple as clicking on the picture of the hunted MILF and seeing her picture and video gallery.

The pictures of the used cunts on this site are definitely worth the click. The MILF Hunter and his pals wouldn’t have posted them here for it they weren’t. If you can imagine just about any MILF you’ve ever fantasized about, then chances are MILFhunter.com probably has it on picture. Brunettes, blondes and redhead Moms waiting to get fucked like crazy. My kinda site indeed!

I find it incredibly improbable to pick-up hot ass Moms just about anywhere, but MILF Hunter really must have a nose for hunting them. That’s about 183 MILFS so far!!! Wish I was that lucky, but I just shrug it off to dumb luck. Luckily, I can manage the $24.95 monthly subscription to MILFhunter.com and let MILF Hunter video tape the mommy pussies I so dream of banging one day. You can even try it out for three days for just $4.95. Good deal, huh?

The videos are downloadable for broadband or dial-up connection, in segments of either WMV or MPEG. You can download these hot videos in one minute segments, or download them as one big file. As far as stories, well it varies in location, but the regular “hi,” “hello” and “let’s fuck” sequence still applies.

It’s interesting to note that MILFhunter.com regularly updates their video and picture files. That should make everyone happy, right? Well, I’m sure that accessibility to MILF Hunter’s partner sites will put an added curve to that smile of yours. That’s a lot of pussy for even one horny fucker like me!

So, I would have to say that MILF Hunter is probably one of the most-original porn sites ever to exist. They easily penetrated the mainstream porn market and rightfully gave us our dream of fucking Stacey’s Mom. Well, at least we can imagine we’re the MILF hunter, right? ;)

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Top Shelf Pussy

September 25th, 2005

Hmm. Let me see what we have here. Well, just in case you’re wondering what a top shelf pussy is, it’s quite simply a collection of top-rated pussies that the people of Topshelfpussy.com have compiled so far. Oh boy! What a nice collection those are!

I keep saying to myself, only an idiot will get lost navigating this simple and oh so sweet site filled with beautiful bitches. The links and pictures are all there and just waiting for you to click on. Marvel at the sight of all 35 thumbnails of Topshelfpussy’s gorgeous girls and click on it to view their respective galleries. Don’t resist the urge to jerk-off while you’re viewing them coz the selections sure are cock-teasingly delightful.

I certainly liked the hoes’ pictures, especially of Crista, Meliza and Samantha to name a few. All of them hot bitches were almost always spreading their legs wide open at every picture. Their perfectly-contoured bodies all captured in either 640 x 417 or 417 x 640 glory. I just had to pop-open my pants and jack my meat off to some of those crystal clear pictures of hot twats spread all over. Trust me, the range of pictures the girls at Topshelpussy have (about 120 pictures per girl) is enough to get you off for the whole three-day trial period of $4.95. Imagine what the $24.95 monthly membership can do for your jerking pleasure. I just hope they do make good of their promise to update the site three times a week. As it is, we only see a monthly update. Good thing the regular bitch pic they have there is what you deem: “good enough.”

Now let’s talk about the videos. Uh, well, not exactly. Oh boy! I just don’t know where the videos are! It seems that the video section is the only sore spot (oh, and did I forget to mention the need for updates?) for this nice website. Notice that the front page shows a bunch of teaser video links, but they are nowhere to be found inside. Well, they did have one video file there, but that just won’t cut it. We need to see a lot of beautiful pussies getting pounded, licked or played with! Sadly, though, this site fails to deliver the sexciting videos we crave; at least for now.

But lest you say that I’m a sick fuck to recommend a porn site lacking in videos(and consistent updates at that!), I’m just gonna have to bitch slap you for not noticing the available affiliate sites that members have full access to. I bet any shortcumming that Topshelfpussy has in terms of videos will be well-compensated by sites like MILF hunter, Mike in Brazil or my favorite: Mike’s Apartment.

Topshelfpussy.com might be short in pussy videos, but it sure makes-up for it with an excellent amount of pussyliscious pictures and member privileges.

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Cum Fiesta

September 25th, 2005

Well, if you ever feel the need to view hot amateur girls getting showered with hot man-juice, then Cumfiesta.com is the site for you. Loads – and I mean a lot! – of hot babes are literally creamed and filled to the brim.

No need to be a genius when you browse the site. It’s as easy as humping hot apple pie as you only need to click on the provided thumbnail pictures of the exclusive Cumfiesta girls. All those 190 xxxclusive Cumfiesta bitches are yours to jerk-off to for a monthly fee of only $24.95!!! Hot damn! I gave my brother a 3-day trial present worth $4.95 and he was begging for more in no time.

It’s also good to know that the people at Cumfiesta.com constantly update their picture and video files every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. So, start placing red Cumfiesta marks on your calendar three days a week so you’ll see the bitches in new poses and videos.

You can view the huge library of pictures each Cumfiesta babe has by clicking on their thumbnail pictures. Each picture just about gives you all the angles these pretty little cunts have; and nicely detailed ones at that. Each picture ranges from a 425 x 640 resolution to 640 x 425 of vivid photos. If that’s not enough, then feast your eyes on the 300 selection of Global Girls that’s just a click away.

You really don’t feel shortchanged with the huge library of exclusive Cumfiesta videos all yours for the taking. I’m still finishing some videos, and like I mentioned, the good thing here is that these pussies are also updated. So, you can always get new videos of your favorite Cumfiesta girl whenever the site updates them. The streaming files are given the dial-up and broadband treatment, and can be downloaded as one single file, too. The video for Cumfiesta downloads and streams are quite adequate, giving you an MPEG resolution of 480 x 320. Not bad and definitely clear enough to see how pink some of the pussies they have there. ;)

If the videos and pictures aren’t enough for you, then rest assured that the additional 22 affiliate sites readily available to members will make you smile and jerking in no time. In short, you really can’t ask for anything more from Cumfiesta.com. People who like seeing hot, young girls get creamed, start rejoicing and then commence clicking! It’s an abso-cumfucking-lutely great site! Join in and jizz away at Cumfiesta.com!

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Milf Next Door

September 25th, 2005

Oh my fucking pussy god!!! What’s better than one M.I.L.F? A gang of MILFs, that’s what! Whether we admit it or not, we’ve all been turned on by cock-teasing Mommas that seem to pop-out just about anywhere.

Well, just in case you fuckers out there are looking for quick MILF-banging action, then you can burn out your mouse clicks at MILFNextDoor.com and view all the hottest escapades of the sites’ resident horny mommas. Well, that’s an excellent way to spend my hard-earned $24.95!!! With that amount, I can jerk-away a full month’s worth of MILF booties. Believe me, I had a cock-straining good time staring at all those MILFs and imagining them hoes right next door. Dang those bitches are fine!!! Oh, and just in case you want to ditch those MILFs for a little while, feel free to drop by their affiliate sites as members can get a load of all the other pussy pounding action they provide. Now that’s what more “bang” for the buck really mean!!! Not convinced yet? Well they do offer a 3-day trial for only $4.95.

The site was pretty tight and simple, which is pretty refreshing actually than all those tricked-out porn sites we’re so used to jerking off to. Titles were well done and describe what we can expect when we click either the picture or video download. The pictures provided were quite OK, giving you up-close shots of all the ass and pussy our MILFs can provide. So, whether it’s a booty fetish, thong fetish, blonde, brunette, redhead fetish or cunt fetish, this site delivers it. One caveat though: No sausage action with our bitches here. Just pussy-eating and dildo-using hoes to makes us happy.

It’s nice to know that sites like MILF Next door still recognize those poor fuckers that use dial-up connections as video streams have an option for broadband or dial-up. Nevertheless, the video streams for both options are very tight and will not strain your eyes while you try to whack-off. For those picky critters who can afford to wait, there is also an option to download one whole episode, instead o the staple per segment videos.

A live chat with these hot mommas would’ve been grand, though. Hell, we all know Moms can teach us a lot of things. ;) Right now, we’re just gonna have to make do with their videos and pictures. But their affiliates also offer a variety of live chats for as low as $4.95, so you might want to check it out, too.

So, what are you waiting for? I highly recommend MILF Next Door as your one-stop MILF destination. No desperate housewives here, just desperate bitches ready to please you with a click of a mouse.

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We Live Together

September 25th, 2005

OK, imagine this: A group of young, sweet thangs going just about everywhere and trying to have a good fucking time. These sweet cunts pick up the freshest and cutest babe and invite them over to their apartment or dorm where you know they’ll get it going faster than you can say pussy licking and dildos.

It didn’t surprise me one bit that when I tried this site out, I immediately craved for some sweet pussy. But seeing as I’m on a pussy diet, I might as well have the next best thing: a jam-packed site full of young beavers!!! I tried out the $4.95 3-day trial membership, but immediately subscribed to the $24.95 monthly fee. Hey, I can’t stand not seeing fresh young girls playing with each other. As usual, this membership carries along with it exclusive use of their affiliate sites, so it’s all good. Come on! That’s over 22 sites you can jerk-off to, among them well-known sites like MILF Hunter and Mike’s Apartment.
Navigating the site was a breeze, but be sure to prepare yourself to make the hard decision of: “which ever story should I start with first?” I reckon you might want to start with my favorite, the cowboy-themed Creamy Compound video. Yeeehaaawww!!!!

The picture gallery for each video panel is an eye-full. The pictures themselves are nicely taken and very crisp and colorful. I just can’t believe how different every pussy looks like. I actually used some as desktop wallpaper. It’s that good.

You really do feel a winner with the videos made available in Welivetogether.com. If you’re like me, who likes bitches young and hot, then the huge amount of video files this site offers is sure to have you clicking and downloading the whole day. Each story you want to view is divided by panels or sets, each offering a dial-up or broadband stream. You can also download each video as an MPEG file. Not DVD-quality, but hell, I’ll take it anytime as it’s actually very clear. So, go on and check out the 100+ videos of college girls playing with each other and see what they really do in their dorms and apartments. The site also features live feeds to cater to all our voyeuristic pleasure. Oh, and live web cam chats are made available Monday to Sunday, in case you might want to talk dirty with any online babe.

I suggest you start clicking the website and put that $24.95 to good use. This site really delivers all the college chick lesbo action your dirty little mind can think of.

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Big Naturals

September 21st, 2005

If you’re looking for the best big knocks on the web, then there’s nowhere else to go but this site! Yes, BigNaturals.com offers the widest range of beautiful big beautiful women where only naturally enhanced females are featured with countless clear photos taken in succeeding snapshots. Membership is quick and easy, fees are so low. It’s the perfect page for porno that you’d want to join.

Once you go to BigNaturals.com you can easily browse through every model of your choice, randomly listed with their thumbnail images for a quick glimpse of those models’ faces. What’s more, you have the option to select models by faces, or by their pic and movie updates upfront, along with the date of when the galleries were updated, so you know exactly if your favorite girl has new photos you’d be eager to see or you’d rather check out the other models. The number of images offered is around 10-20 pages per model, and that’s a good deal if you’re looking for nice accessible porn media for a measly amount if you ask me. Payment options vary from the usual trial membership for a cheap $4 plus, the monthly membership asks for around $25 for a neat-looking organized models page – that’s a good deal to me.

So let’s talk about the quality of the photos and the movies. Ah, yes these are high-end indeed, shot through topnotch videocams and lenses. Images are sharp and graphic, that’s what you’d want to see, and once they show you a scene they’d give out different angles of the same shot from a good 90-degree angle to a zoomed in close-up so the viewing experience is slowly but surely gratifying. Films are astoundingly clear-cut, scenes are explicitly smooth – you’d feel like you’re part of the movie itself.

The site promises new girls being added weekly, and they kept their end of the bargain. You’ll find a new set of images for a fresh face in the galleries at least each week. The one thing you might notice though is that some of the girls they feature looked like they did have breast implants because of such huge knockers, but that’s about it. They swore these are hundred percent honest-to-goodness pure big boobies - innate, inborn, and untouched by new technology. And with the high-class image and video galleries they’re offering, easy to navigate, quick and dirty access - we’re taking their word for it.

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