Top Shelf Pussy
Hmm. Let me see what we have here. Well, just in case you’re wondering what a top shelf pussy is, it’s quite simply a collection of top-rated pussies that the people of Topshelfpussy.com have compiled so far. Oh boy! What a nice collection those are!
I keep saying to myself, only an idiot will get lost navigating this simple and oh so sweet site filled with beautiful bitches. The links and pictures are all there and just waiting for you to click on. Marvel at the sight of all 35 thumbnails of Topshelfpussy’s gorgeous girls and click on it to view their respective galleries. Don’t resist the urge to jerk-off while you’re viewing them coz the selections sure are cock-teasingly delightful.
I certainly liked the hoes’ pictures, especially of Crista, Meliza and Samantha to name a few. All of them hot bitches were almost always spreading their legs wide open at every picture. Their perfectly-contoured bodies all captured in either 640 x 417 or 417 x 640 glory. I just had to pop-open my pants and jack my meat off to some of those crystal clear pictures of hot twats spread all over. Trust me, the range of pictures the girls at Topshelpussy have (about 120 pictures per girl) is enough to get you off for the whole three-day trial period of $4.95. Imagine what the $24.95 monthly membership can do for your jerking pleasure. I just hope they do make good of their promise to update the site three times a week. As it is, we only see a monthly update. Good thing the regular bitch pic they have there is what you deem: “good enough.”
Now let’s talk about the videos. Uh, well, not exactly. Oh boy! I just don’t know where the videos are! It seems that the video section is the only sore spot (oh, and did I forget to mention the need for updates?) for this nice website. Notice that the front page shows a bunch of teaser video links, but they are nowhere to be found inside. Well, they did have one video file there, but that just won’t cut it. We need to see a lot of beautiful pussies getting pounded, licked or played with! Sadly, though, this site fails to deliver the sexciting videos we crave; at least for now.
But lest you say that I’m a sick fuck to recommend a porn site lacking in videos(and consistent updates at that!), I’m just gonna have to bitch slap you for not noticing the available affiliate sites that members have full access to. I bet any shortcumming that Topshelfpussy has in terms of videos will be well-compensated by sites like MILF hunter, Mike in Brazil or my favorite: Mike’s Apartment.
Topshelfpussy.com might be short in pussy videos, but it sure makes-up for it with an excellent amount of pussyliscious pictures and member privileges.
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